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Months I'm to lazy to count since the last episode...It has come to this...

“Okay seriously what the frack is up with you morons?!!” SY protested, “We’ve posted on like five kaiju websites, Ben read them off!”

“Yes ma’am, I mean sir!” Ben said.

“Don’t humor him,” Jesse muttered.

“Kaiju Kingdom, Tohokingdom, Godzilla Universe, KaijuHQ!” Ben said.

“That’s four,” Falco said.

“No its not,” SY taunted.

“Yeah it is,” Falco taunted back.

“No it isn’t,” SY said, sticking his tongue out.

“Yeah it is,” Falco calmly said.


“No it isn’t!” SY shouted, “2 + 2 = 5 because SY says it is so!”

“No he doesn’t,” Falco said.

“Yes he does, he just said he does,” SY said.

“No…he DOESN’T!!” Falco said, holding out a lime to SY’s face.

SY went running off screaming like a little girl while Falco snickered. “Now why didn’t I think of that,” Jesse asked.

“Because you are an idiot,” Falco said.

“Anyway,” Ben said.

“Yes…We do have a point to this story,” Falco said, “Agent get back here!”

SY/Agent walked back in. “Look to you our great and awesome Lord-Emperor-God-Kaiser,” Agent said, “SY…No…We mean KaijuHQ, it’s the place we started. Thank you for advertising us so illustriously.

“Alas, when we (which really translates to me hence AGENTx95.blogspot.com) wrote this I wanted one simple thing. I didn’t want fans pouring in to request kaiju custom fights or a detailed storyline critique. Little theory tabs like on Lostpedia, or people tracking my blog. Though all four would be nice. I wanted one thing: a comment. A review. We posted on four (though technically speaking KaijuHQ and Kaiju Kingdom are the same, sort of) websites. I emailed people. I got ZILCH. What gives man?”

“If its awful just tell us! If its good tell us!” Jesse yelled, “If its to complex tell us!”

“While it may not seem like it,” Falco said, “There actually is a story arc to it all! But if no one comments what’s the point of coming to its conclusion?!!”

“Yeah, we had the Return of Shaw storyline then the epic conclusion to it all,” Ben said.

“Wait…You had Shaw return but not me??!” SY snapped.

“You shuddupa!” Falco said, putting his hand over SY’s mouth.

“And then there was the heavily debated seasons six through nine which was another story arc,” Agent said, “But that depended on the ratings of the stories…

Which there are none of…I thank my classmates for their critique of my work. But its not nearly as important as the one community I know I should be a part of besides just you guys. That community is that of kaiju fandom. If the TDWF is offensive to you guys just tell me. Personally, I think I’ve come along way from those crappy stories I wrote in seventh grade, you can still read those on KaijuHQ.”

“I helped on those!” Falco shouted.

“Indeed,” Agent said.

“Ladies and gentlemen of the kaiju community. We know we didn’t get off on the right foot,” Jesse said, “I speak for my character’s creator here, not the man I was based off of. But I really detest the silent treatment. I really do. I love to write, I love kaiju, and I love parody. When did the TDWF go wrong?”

“So we issue this challenge, if anyone at all reads this blog,” Agent said, “Someone post on the topic a quasi-detailed opinion of the TDWF and I’ll let you guys be the judge…Please be honest. I can take criticism. You have until July 31st to submit your opinion or you can kiss us goodbye because I won’t waste my time with silent critics…

Oh yeah…And if you don’t review…I’ll kill Benny!”

“You bastard,” Falco muttered.

SY clicked a gun at Ben’s head, “You’d think I’d be used to this by now,” Ben muttered.

“AH NO BLOOD NO GUTS!” Stormhalt ran away screaming.

“When did he get here?” Falco asked.

“I have no idea,” Jesse said.

“We should cut back on characters,” Falco said.

“Seconded,” Jesse said.

“I’ve thought about it myself,” Agent said, “Sorry Will and Kev, but you twose are going bye-bye…It will be as if you never existed…I hope you two as writers understand why.”
“BECAUSE ITS CONFUSING HAVING SO MANY PEOPLE!!!” Ben shouted.

“Yes,” Agent said, “So…basically…my fellow G-fans…Respond to my topics, subscribe to my blog, or email me (its on KaijuHQ). Just give me some hint that I’m not just posting random shit that nobody looks at unless I grovel at their feet like a kid at a candy store…”

“All we want is a true opinion no matter how negative it might be, just tell us…” Jesse said.
“Please,” Falco said.

“Or we’ll kill Ben,” SY snickered.

“I really don’t think the death of a fictional character, especially one like Ben, is of any real concern to anyone,” Jesse said.

“Shut up!” SY shouted.

The fate of the TDWF is in your hands, respond by July 31st 2009 AD to save it…