Not to long ago, around a few months, in the United States of America….Somewhere off the coast of Hawaii….
Trans-Dimensional Daikaiju Wrestling Federation!!
Episode I: Cryptozoic Wars
Having invested all their money acquired through game shows, jobs, and other means.
Six Young Men, although one of them is in fact a robot, open up a society to help kaiju what they do best: fight.
They have titled it TDWF: Trans-Dimensional Daikaiju Wrestling Federation.
Due to it’s accepting kaiju from everywhere. And now here begins their first epic adventure. Which is probably just as poorly written as this introduction…..
“Cryptozoic Wars?” Jesse said, he then repeated, “Cryptozoic wars??! What kind of a name is that?!!”
“I thought of it myself…Good isn’t it?” Agent said.
“No,” Jesse said.
“People please we have work to do,” Will said.
“Right, right!” Agent said.
“Good evening ladies and gentlemen!” Will said, into the microphone, “And now!”
“It’s!” Ben interrupted.
“Oh no,” Will whispered,
Agent hit a few random cords on the synthesizer. “Monty Python’s flying…” Will said, “Wait…Dang it that isn’t right!”
“Trans-Dimensional Daikaiju Wrestling Federation!” Falco said.
“Right! Trans-Dimensional Daikaiju Wrestling Federation!” Will said.
Kevin hit a record and the ‘Liberty Bell March’ started to play; before Falco took it off and threw it out the window.
“I wonder if he realizes we’re the only ones on this island?” Agent whispered to Kevin.
“What?” Will said, spinning around.
“Oh, nothing,” Agent said.
“Right, thank you Will,” Jesse said, joining him, “Let’s get to introducing ourselves!”
“I am Jesse, that is what they call me and I am the commentator,” Jesse said.
“All around mean guy,” Ben interrupted.
Jesse glared at him and then continued, “And lead Doctor…”
“Doctor Who?” Kevin whispered.
Agent shrugged before taking the mike, “Hi, I am the Master of everything you see before you and you will all bow before me and pay me homage; thank you.”
“Shut up dummy and really introduce yourself!” Jesse said, pushing the mike back at Agent.
“Okay scratch that…I am Agent I am the manager around here and I am also a commentator….But aren’t we all?” Agent said, he handed the mike to Falco.
“I’m Falco I am the chief of security and….well that’s about it,” he handed the mike to Ben.
“I’m Ben I’m a robot and I am the computer expert,” he said, he handed the mike to Kevin.
“You don’t admit that stuff!” Kevin said, “Anyway…I’m Kevin, I am a scientist to study Kaiju behaviors…”
He handed the mike to Will, “And I am will…Head commentator and architect!”
“Anyways, so let’s get the first fight out of the way…” Kevin said.
“Alloyns-y!” Agent said.
Yonggary vs. KingGhidorah
Yonggary rose from the ocean depths and walked across the sandy beach. He looked around, with each step the four hundred foot giant took the sand would shiver and retreat. He roared a challenge to the three headed space hydra who was nowhere to be seen.
It was then he heard it; a slight chuckle from within the cloud bank. Yonggary looked around scanning the heavens for the beast from Hell. Another chuckle, this time from behind, Yonggary spun around, still nothing.
Suddenly from behind him three lightening bolts shot out hitting Yonggary’s tail. The alien dinosaur squawked with surprise! Yonggary twirled around his massive tail toppling a small hill and a section of the nearby forest.
A fireball was spat from Yonggary’s mouth it lightened the forest before flying out of sight. And that’s when he was hit…KingGhidorah came crashing down on to Yonggary’s shoulders knocking over the alien dinosaur. Yonggary rolled over out from under the legs and then grabbed on to one of KingGhidorah’s tails.
He picked up KingGhidorah and spun him around; and around, and around, and around, and around….And around….And around. Until finally KingGhidorah was on the verge of reliving his breakfast, the most important meal of the day, he shouldn’t have been eating McDonald’s anyway….Yonggary let go of KingGhidorah and sent him spiraling into a mountain which collapsed like a meteor had just struck it. KingGhidorah was buried underneath…
1….2…3 Winner by landslide Yonggary!!!!
“Well that was interesting enough,” Will said.
“Yes, I’d like extra garlic, peanut butter, and anchovies!” Agent said.
“Agent what the heck are you doing?!!” Jesse said.
“I’m on the phone!” Agent said, signaling them to shush.
Agent continued to talk on the phone, “Yes extra large pizza…Mm-hm…Okay…”
Jesse rolled his eyes. “Guys, what’s our address?” Agent said.
“We’re on a deserted Island 251 miles south of Kawai,” Kevin said.
“Okay,” Agent said, “We’re on an island 251 miles south of Kawai…Mm-hm…Yeah….What do you mean you don’t deliver that far out?!!”
Will stared at Jesse, who stared at Falco, who stared at Kevin, who shrugged. All eyes turned to Ben… “Yeah, we’ll send someone over to pick it up,” Agent said, “Mm-mm bye-bye.”
“Why is everyone staring at me?” Ben asked, a bit afraid.
“Go get the pizza,” Agent said.
“Why me?” Ben said.
“Because you’re the redshirt!” Falco said.
“Oh…” Ben said, heading down the stairway.
“He’s a redshirt?” Kevin whispered.
“Well yeah…” Agent whispered back, “I drew names from a hat…”
“Oh….” Kevin said.
The five watched Ben leave the TDWF tower and hop on to a plane to go out and pick up the pizza. “Now next match,” Will said, twirling his fingers.
“Alloyns-y!” Agent said.
Gigan vs. Kamacurus
Gigan dropped down landing with both clawed feet on the ground. Kamacurus was more shy; preferring to hide within the shadows. Gigan fired his laser, which appeared from his eye. The trees concealing Kamacurus were instantly blown skyward.
Kamacurus was dizzy from the light show, but was not deterred. Kamacurus lunged immediately for Gigan’s metallic head. But it was not quick enough four shuriken stars immediately flew from Gigan’s chest and swerved towards Kamacurus. The insect kaiju was then cut into three neat little pieces. The shuriken stars then returned to Gigan’s chest, and were prepared to fire again if necessary.
Kamacurus’ top section which had his sharp claws, his head, his chest, and his neck crawled towards Gigan. Gigan’s clawed left foot came down and stomped Kamacurus’ head into the ground.
1….2…3 Winner is Gigan…Through gruesome mutilation, but perfectly legal, techniques…
“Pizza’s here,” Agent said, looking out the window.
Ben got out of the plane after everyone came to get the pizza as they were starving. When Ben was about fifteen feet away from the plane it suddenly exploded! KABOOM! Ben was incinerated and died in a second after ward, debris embedding themselves deep within his burnt being.
“Oh my god you killed Benny!” Kevin said.
“You bastard!” Agent said, he then looked down, “Oh phew…Pizza’s okay… Let’s eat…”
“Yeah…Let’s…” Will said, snatching the pizza.
“Wait…Wait…” Falco said, “Arson… Smell it?”
A choir of ‘No’s’ came from the group, “We’ve been sabotaged! Someone was trying to kill us!” Falco said, “They’ve already killed one of us!”
“Falco…Ben was a stock character…” Agent said, “Let’s just eat the pizza… and watch more violence that you so advocate.”
“Hey!” Falco said, but then he shrugged and followed his fellow commentators back into the tower.
“Yeah…” Will said, “And stop the meta-references Agent, this is as confusing a pilot episode enough as it is…”
“Next round…WITH PIZZA!” Kevin said.
“Alloyns-y!” Agent said.
“Will you please stop saying that,” Jesse said, rolling his eyes.
“No!” Agent said.
Gigan vs. Yonggary
Yonggary stood on the edge of the beach, waves crashing against his heals, and he snarled and glared into the ruby light that stood before him in the forest. Gigan cackled at the face of his opponent.
Yonggary charged forward trampling anything beneath him towards Gigan. Gigan moved to the side and slashed down both scythe-like hands. They bounced off of Yonggary’s tough scaly hide but made the alien dinosaur bleed.
Yonggary turned around, knocking Gigan into the air with his tail. Gigan screamed as he went up into the air, not on his own power. Gigan turned his head downward and fired a laser beam. Yonggary responded by spitting a massive fireball towards Gigan. The fireball engulfed the laser and continued on towards Gigan. Gigan continued to fly, only to fall down into the ocean…Out of the arena…
Yonggary wins!
“Alright that’s all we have time for tonight ladies and gents,” Will said.
“Wait that’s it?!!” Agent said.
“That’s it…” Will said.
“I thought pilots were supposed to be longer!” Kevin said.
“Or shorter…” Jesse said, “Besides this is all our budget can afford us right now…”
“Ah…Okay…” Kevin said.
“So wishing you all good night! Good night!” Falco said.
The End
Trans-Dimensional Daikaiju Wrestling Federation!!
Episode I: Cryptozoic Wars
Having invested all their money acquired through game shows, jobs, and other means.
Six Young Men, although one of them is in fact a robot, open up a society to help kaiju what they do best: fight.
They have titled it TDWF: Trans-Dimensional Daikaiju Wrestling Federation.
Due to it’s accepting kaiju from everywhere. And now here begins their first epic adventure. Which is probably just as poorly written as this introduction…..
“Cryptozoic Wars?” Jesse said, he then repeated, “Cryptozoic wars??! What kind of a name is that?!!”
“I thought of it myself…Good isn’t it?” Agent said.
“No,” Jesse said.
“People please we have work to do,” Will said.
“Right, right!” Agent said.
“Good evening ladies and gentlemen!” Will said, into the microphone, “And now!”
“It’s!” Ben interrupted.
“Oh no,” Will whispered,
Agent hit a few random cords on the synthesizer. “Monty Python’s flying…” Will said, “Wait…Dang it that isn’t right!”
“Trans-Dimensional Daikaiju Wrestling Federation!” Falco said.
“Right! Trans-Dimensional Daikaiju Wrestling Federation!” Will said.
Kevin hit a record and the ‘Liberty Bell March’ started to play; before Falco took it off and threw it out the window.
“I wonder if he realizes we’re the only ones on this island?” Agent whispered to Kevin.
“What?” Will said, spinning around.
“Oh, nothing,” Agent said.
“Right, thank you Will,” Jesse said, joining him, “Let’s get to introducing ourselves!”
“I am Jesse, that is what they call me and I am the commentator,” Jesse said.
“All around mean guy,” Ben interrupted.
Jesse glared at him and then continued, “And lead Doctor…”
“Doctor Who?” Kevin whispered.
Agent shrugged before taking the mike, “Hi, I am the Master of everything you see before you and you will all bow before me and pay me homage; thank you.”
“Shut up dummy and really introduce yourself!” Jesse said, pushing the mike back at Agent.
“Okay scratch that…I am Agent I am the manager around here and I am also a commentator….But aren’t we all?” Agent said, he handed the mike to Falco.
“I’m Falco I am the chief of security and….well that’s about it,” he handed the mike to Ben.
“I’m Ben I’m a robot and I am the computer expert,” he said, he handed the mike to Kevin.
“You don’t admit that stuff!” Kevin said, “Anyway…I’m Kevin, I am a scientist to study Kaiju behaviors…”
He handed the mike to Will, “And I am will…Head commentator and architect!”
“Anyways, so let’s get the first fight out of the way…” Kevin said.
“Alloyns-y!” Agent said.
Yonggary vs. KingGhidorah
Yonggary rose from the ocean depths and walked across the sandy beach. He looked around, with each step the four hundred foot giant took the sand would shiver and retreat. He roared a challenge to the three headed space hydra who was nowhere to be seen.
It was then he heard it; a slight chuckle from within the cloud bank. Yonggary looked around scanning the heavens for the beast from Hell. Another chuckle, this time from behind, Yonggary spun around, still nothing.
Suddenly from behind him three lightening bolts shot out hitting Yonggary’s tail. The alien dinosaur squawked with surprise! Yonggary twirled around his massive tail toppling a small hill and a section of the nearby forest.
A fireball was spat from Yonggary’s mouth it lightened the forest before flying out of sight. And that’s when he was hit…KingGhidorah came crashing down on to Yonggary’s shoulders knocking over the alien dinosaur. Yonggary rolled over out from under the legs and then grabbed on to one of KingGhidorah’s tails.
He picked up KingGhidorah and spun him around; and around, and around, and around, and around….And around….And around. Until finally KingGhidorah was on the verge of reliving his breakfast, the most important meal of the day, he shouldn’t have been eating McDonald’s anyway….Yonggary let go of KingGhidorah and sent him spiraling into a mountain which collapsed like a meteor had just struck it. KingGhidorah was buried underneath…
1….2…3 Winner by landslide Yonggary!!!!
“Well that was interesting enough,” Will said.
“Yes, I’d like extra garlic, peanut butter, and anchovies!” Agent said.
“Agent what the heck are you doing?!!” Jesse said.
“I’m on the phone!” Agent said, signaling them to shush.
Agent continued to talk on the phone, “Yes extra large pizza…Mm-hm…Okay…”
Jesse rolled his eyes. “Guys, what’s our address?” Agent said.
“We’re on a deserted Island 251 miles south of Kawai,” Kevin said.
“Okay,” Agent said, “We’re on an island 251 miles south of Kawai…Mm-hm…Yeah….What do you mean you don’t deliver that far out?!!”
Will stared at Jesse, who stared at Falco, who stared at Kevin, who shrugged. All eyes turned to Ben… “Yeah, we’ll send someone over to pick it up,” Agent said, “Mm-mm bye-bye.”
“Why is everyone staring at me?” Ben asked, a bit afraid.
“Go get the pizza,” Agent said.
“Why me?” Ben said.
“Because you’re the redshirt!” Falco said.
“Oh…” Ben said, heading down the stairway.
“He’s a redshirt?” Kevin whispered.
“Well yeah…” Agent whispered back, “I drew names from a hat…”
“Oh….” Kevin said.
The five watched Ben leave the TDWF tower and hop on to a plane to go out and pick up the pizza. “Now next match,” Will said, twirling his fingers.
“Alloyns-y!” Agent said.
Gigan vs. Kamacurus
Gigan dropped down landing with both clawed feet on the ground. Kamacurus was more shy; preferring to hide within the shadows. Gigan fired his laser, which appeared from his eye. The trees concealing Kamacurus were instantly blown skyward.
Kamacurus was dizzy from the light show, but was not deterred. Kamacurus lunged immediately for Gigan’s metallic head. But it was not quick enough four shuriken stars immediately flew from Gigan’s chest and swerved towards Kamacurus. The insect kaiju was then cut into three neat little pieces. The shuriken stars then returned to Gigan’s chest, and were prepared to fire again if necessary.
Kamacurus’ top section which had his sharp claws, his head, his chest, and his neck crawled towards Gigan. Gigan’s clawed left foot came down and stomped Kamacurus’ head into the ground.
1….2…3 Winner is Gigan…Through gruesome mutilation, but perfectly legal, techniques…
“Pizza’s here,” Agent said, looking out the window.
Ben got out of the plane after everyone came to get the pizza as they were starving. When Ben was about fifteen feet away from the plane it suddenly exploded! KABOOM! Ben was incinerated and died in a second after ward, debris embedding themselves deep within his burnt being.
“Oh my god you killed Benny!” Kevin said.
“You bastard!” Agent said, he then looked down, “Oh phew…Pizza’s okay… Let’s eat…”
“Yeah…Let’s…” Will said, snatching the pizza.
“Wait…Wait…” Falco said, “Arson… Smell it?”
A choir of ‘No’s’ came from the group, “We’ve been sabotaged! Someone was trying to kill us!” Falco said, “They’ve already killed one of us!”
“Falco…Ben was a stock character…” Agent said, “Let’s just eat the pizza… and watch more violence that you so advocate.”
“Hey!” Falco said, but then he shrugged and followed his fellow commentators back into the tower.
“Yeah…” Will said, “And stop the meta-references Agent, this is as confusing a pilot episode enough as it is…”
“Next round…WITH PIZZA!” Kevin said.
“Alloyns-y!” Agent said.
“Will you please stop saying that,” Jesse said, rolling his eyes.
“No!” Agent said.
Gigan vs. Yonggary
Yonggary stood on the edge of the beach, waves crashing against his heals, and he snarled and glared into the ruby light that stood before him in the forest. Gigan cackled at the face of his opponent.
Yonggary charged forward trampling anything beneath him towards Gigan. Gigan moved to the side and slashed down both scythe-like hands. They bounced off of Yonggary’s tough scaly hide but made the alien dinosaur bleed.
Yonggary turned around, knocking Gigan into the air with his tail. Gigan screamed as he went up into the air, not on his own power. Gigan turned his head downward and fired a laser beam. Yonggary responded by spitting a massive fireball towards Gigan. The fireball engulfed the laser and continued on towards Gigan. Gigan continued to fly, only to fall down into the ocean…Out of the arena…
Yonggary wins!
“Alright that’s all we have time for tonight ladies and gents,” Will said.
“Wait that’s it?!!” Agent said.
“That’s it…” Will said.
“I thought pilots were supposed to be longer!” Kevin said.
“Or shorter…” Jesse said, “Besides this is all our budget can afford us right now…”
“Ah…Okay…” Kevin said.
“So wishing you all good night! Good night!” Falco said.
The End
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