TDWF Episode 2

TDWF Episode II: Omega Theorem

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“Agent what the heck are you doing?!!” Falco said, staring at his comrade punching in the numbers over and over again.

“Putting in the numbers every one hundred and eight minutes so the world doesn’t end!” Agent said.

“Well it won’t if you don’t punch those numbers into the computer, so don’t,” Falco said, “Besides it pointless, don’t waste your time.”

“Don’t ever tell me what I can’t do!” Agent said.

“Right,” Falco said, rolling his eyes.

Ben suddenly awoke from his sleep next to Agent, he sighed, “What? What happened?!”

“Nothing, go back to sleep,” Agent said.

“Oh okay,” Ben said.

Will, Jesse, and Kevin ascended the stairs. “Right time to get the show on the road!” Will said.

“My leg is asleep,” Ben said.

“Shush,” Jesse said.

“Hey Ben,” Kevin said, “I beat your high score in Black and White II!”

“You what?!!” Ben said, preparing to rush down to the video game console.

Jesse snagged his collar, “Oh no you don’t. We have a show to run.”

“Good evening ladies and gentlemen,” Will said.

“I wonder if he realizes it’s the morning,” Agent whispered.

Kevin shrugged, “What?” Will asked.

“Nothing, continue,” Agent said.

“And now it’s TDWF time!” Will said.

“Party!” Kevin said.

“No more drinking for you,” Will said.

“I’ve never taken anything to drink,” Kevin said.

“I’m sure you have,” Will said, “Alright first match up of the day.”

“Already? I want pancakes!” Agent said.

Jesse sighed and rolled his eyes, “No pancakes.”

“Pancakes! Pancakes! Pancakes! Pancakes!” Kevin, Ben, and Agent all chanted.

“Then go make some,” Jesse said.

“Woohoo!” Kevin, Ben, and Agent shouted.

“Kevin go make some!” Agent said.

“Why me??!” Kevin said.

“Because Ben did it last time and you will respect my authority!” Agent said.

“Will I die?” Kevin asked.

“No, you are a plot character,” Agent said.

“Ah okay,” Kevin said, walking down the stairs.

“I’m going to go to the bathroom,” Agent said, following Kevin downstairs.

“Thank you for announcing that,” Jesse said.

“And now for the first match of the day!!”

“Alloyns-y!” Ben said.

“Shut up Ben,” Jesse said.

Battra vs. Hedorah

Battra swooped down firing his prism beams at no particular target, as if to simply to probe to see if there was anything below there, which there was not. Battra ascended to the tops of the sky. But that was where Hedorah had laid for him all along. Assimilating itself into it’s humanoid form Hedorah slammed it’s full body weight down upon the giant moth.

Battra was hopelessly overcome and fell; till finally he managed to retain his flight and slip under Hedorah. Still the toxic sludge was far to much and Battra could not maintain flight for long as Hedorah fired it’s crimson eye ray at the winged foe.

Battra was rendered helpless as he fell down into the depths. But the water released the murky oily grip the sludge on him. Battra rose as Hedorah continued to descend. Battra fired his prism rays as sludge went flying off. Hedorah fell to the ground, stunned and in liquid form.

But he assembled himself and fired his crimson ray, Battra dodged it with relative ease. Battra swooped down and fired his prism beams but Hedorah blasted the big bug with an acid spray. Battra was flying as blind as a bat down as the acid bit deeper into his hide.

……… ………… ……….. ……..

“What the?!!” Jesse shouted.

“The power’s gone out!” Falco exclaimed.

“But we can still see out the window,” Will pointed out.

“Oh yeah,” Jesse said.

Finally Battra went crashing into a mountain, where he was crushed and dirt clogged his wounds. Causing total pain but a total KO as well.

Winner Hedorah…

“Woo another bloody and sludgy battle!” Ben said.

“Ben, make yourself useful and go check on the power,” Jesse said.

“Righto!” Ben said, running downstairs, and tripping in the process.

Jesse rolled his eyes. Suddenly a scream came from somewhere within the TDWF Tower. “What now,” Falco said.

“The power went out and I’m stuck in the bathroom! I can’t see my way out!” Agent complained.

“Just stay put…” Jesse said, “And make sure you wash your hands!”

Jesse and Will went down to check on Ben. “Ben you don’t make a full connection with your hands,” Jesse said.

“Why not?” Ben asked, holding two active power cords.

“Do I really have to tell you?” Jesse asked, raising an eyebrow.

“No! No don’t,” Falco exclaimed.

Ben put the two power cords together, he shook violently for a while as his skeleton flashed and he foamed at the mouth. “Oh my god,” Jesse said, “it…it killed Benny.”

“Bastard,” Will muttered.

Falco looked around, “These wires were intentionally cut…More evidence for my sabotage theory.”

Falco continued to look around, he found a note with incredibly neat handwriting. He read it aloud, “Give me all the monsters or forfeit your lives. Disobey me and you will suffer the consequences and face the knives. Fear me now for my name haunts many, my name is SY.”

“What a poorly written poem,” Jesse noted, “Still you loose one idiot another one will pop up to take his place.”

“So he killed Benny,” Falco said.

“The bastard,” Kevin said, rushing down, pancake batter all over his hands.

“Do you even know how to cook pancakes?!!” Will asked Kevin.

“No,” Kevin replied.

“Then let me help you, I’m the best cook here,” Will replied.

Will and Kevin went back up to the kitchen will Jesse and Falco both went to the commentator’s booth. Agent followed, he then showed his hands to Jesse, who acknowledged them as the power flickered back to life.

“Next r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-rrrrrrooouunnnddd!” Agent said.

“Agent, don’t you ever try to roll your R’s again,” Falco said.

Godzilla vs. Gezora

As the cold night time breeze settled in the waves lapped against the sandy beach. Godzilla rose as from somewhere underneath him a tentacle immediately grabbed him. Gezora’s red glowing eyes surfaced for a second.

Godzilla shrieked as he was pulled under. Beneath the blue sea the battle continued. The giant squid grappled with the giant dinosaur. Elements clashed as Godzilla’s flame ray met with Gezora’s frost ray.

A large explosion transpired as the water around the frost ray froze, whereas the water around the flame ray steamed. This gave Gezora an idea. Gezora quickly departed, catching one of his tentacles a flame but quickly escaping.

Gezora fired his flame ray again, first on Godzilla’s spines then around the body as the nautical being orbited it’s saurian adversary.

“Agent will you PLEASE turn off the DoctorWho soundtrack?” Jesse shouted, “I’m sick to death of the Cyberman theme song!”

“Fine,” Agent said, shutting off the radio.

Gezora circled his frozen ice cubed foe, snickering. However as Godzilla fell his eyes slowly followed shifting within his frozen tomb. Finally his spikes began to glow, faintly at first but they quickly fired up melting the ice. The force of this heat wave struck out stunning Gezora. Godzilla swam at full speed and head-butted Gezora.

Gezora went spiraling out of the water and was accompanied in a few seconds by a heat ray which sent him more skyward. Gezora landed on the beach, knocked out…And there was free Calamari for everyone.

Winner Godzilla…

“Speaking of calamari how’s the pancakes coming?” Agent asked.

“How should I know?” Jesse responded.

Agent shrugged, “I don’t really like pancakes I just like the Calamari Maple Syrup,” he remarked.

“Did you know Calamari means ‘Scribe’ in Italian?” Falco noted.

“No…Nor do I see that’s at all relevant,” Jesse said.

“Yeah but if we sneak that little bit of education to appeal to kids it will make our ratings skyrocket!” Falco said.

“Oh yeah,” Jesse said, “I hadn’t ever thought of that.”

“I have an idea!” Agent proclaimed.

“Okay let’s hear it super genius,” Jesse said.

“How about we devote a section of the show to have two guys dress up in kaiju suits made out of rubber and fight it out?!!” Agent said.

“Agent….You are such an idiot…Just keep your ideas to yourself,” Falco said, shaking his head.

“Pancakes!” Kevin shouted.

“WOOT!” Agent shouted, running to grab the pancakes.

Will brought up the syrup, amongst other toppings. “Woohoo squid in syrup yes!” Agent said.

“Did you remember to feed Agent this morning?” Jesse whispered to Falco.

“No, I thought you were going too,” Falco whispered back.

“Oh…Whoops…” Jesse said, happy that he too was getting food.

“Last round,” Kevin said, slamming the ‘round button’ a horn blared.

Godzilla vs. Hedorah

Godzilla shot up from the water like a canon ball, in reverse anyway. Hedorah swooped down and took Godzilla into the sky before he could even see the sludge coming towards him. Godzilla pummeled the flying sludge in hopes it would let go. But it would not.

The ascent continued until Godzilla fired his heat ray, finally the force from the blast sent him reeling downward. Hedorah was dazed for a few seconds before shaking his head out. Hedorah followed his falling prey firing acid at Godzilla. Godzilla tried to fire his heat ray but, as the acid dug in, he struck the ground.

Godzilla struggled to get up, his back hurt and acid was digging in deep. Hedorah landed and proceeded to envelop Godzilla.

1….2…

No in the last second as his head was overcome with sludge Godzilla fired his heat ray! Hedorah’s back ruptured! Godzilla squirmed out through the hole in his sludgy opponent as it began to close in. Godzilla barely escaped. He held Hedorah down and slammed the polluted monster’s head into the ground.

1…2…

“Hey…What number comes after two?” Agent asked.

“Three,” Falco responded, wanting the match to end already.

“Right,” Agent said.

1….2…3!!! GODZILLA WINS!!!

“Turn off the freaking Cyberman theme!” Jesse snapped at Agent.

“Okay…Fine,” Agent said, shutting off the radio, “I like this part!”

“Thank you,” Jesse said.

“Agent we really need to listen to real music,” Falco said.

“Yeah,” Will said.

“Yup,” Kevin chimed in.

“Fine…Well screw you guys; I’m going home,” Agent said, turning out of his spinney office chair and heading downstairs.

“I wonder if he realizes we live here too,” Falco asked.

“And so ends another day of TDWF,” Will said, “On behalf of all of us here it’s Will saying good night, ‘good night!”

“And now for your weekly foreshadowing of the season finale,” Kevin said.

“Shut up Kevin,” Jesse said.

“Bye!” Falco said.

Meanwhile…In orbit above the Earth a cloaked ship waited for its moment to strike.

“Fools, they are all fools to think they can survive and deny my threats and treat me as a fool, well I shall show them,” the sinister creature said, tapping a few buttons

“Soon my children this world will bow before my might just as the others have,” the sinister creature said, turning around.

“Hail SY! Hail SY! Hail SY! Hail SY!” They chanted before their Lord, “His might crushes the wicked!”

The sinister creature grinned and turned his attention back to the Earth… “Prepare the Armada,” he said, “Initiate operation Omega Theorem.”

THE END