TDWF 15 part 2

TDWF 15 pt 2: The Saga Continues

“Wait, wait, wait,” Will said, “Did we just cut in the middle of an episode?”

“Apparently so,” Jesse said.

“But does that then make this Episode 16?” Will asked.

“No, it makes it Episode 15 part two,” Falco said.

“It makes it Episode 16 if you count the Holiday Special,” Ben said.

“So is this Episode 17 then?” Will said.

“I’m confused,” Agent said, scratching his head.

“Don’t touch me,” SY grumped, snapping his hand down.

“Ahem,” Ctògó coughed.

“Right,” Falco, Fluffy, Jesse, Agent, Will, SY and Ben said, all turning to face Ctògó.

“That was creepy,” They said together again, “So was that…And that…And that. Roast beef. Bananas. TDWF Tower. BANG! KaijuHQ, Tohokingdom, Godzilla Universe, TDWF! Shamble-bobble-dibble-dooble. Oh Agent your so handsome. Yes, I am, thank you.”

“Ahem, spare me the theatrics SY,” Ctògó said, “I’m a busy Mycomorph and I haven’t got all year.”“Right,” The heroes said together again.

“Now that thing up there, whatever it is,” Ctògó said, “Its already killed a third of my men, you take care of that monkey, and I’ll drop the charges.”

“Maybe we should think about this,” Jesse said, “Its taking on one of two weevils.”

“What do you mean weevils,” Falco asked.

“Oh, sorry typo,” Jesse said, “I meant to say evils…”

“We’ll take it!” SY shouted, without even considering the consequences.

“Excellent,” Ctògó said, “A fine opponent you are, just like Terror was. You have 4 hours.”

“Can we please get some food?” Jesse said.

Back at TDWF Tower…

“Boy was that a bad cliffhanger… ‘I have a proposition for you’,” Ben muttered, “I didn’t even have any dialogue in that past scene.”

“Yeah, yeah,” Kevin said, “Not all of us can be in two places at once, I wasn’t even present.”

“Are we actually going to commentate on the kaiju fight here?” Chris asked.

“What kaiju fight?” Stormhalt quivered.

SpaceGodzilla wins!!!

“See, SpaceGodzilla won,” Kevin said, “We know everything.”

“Then why did you have Zigra fight SpaceGodzilla, it wasn’t even the finals,” Chris asked, “None of these things even make sense!”

“Does it matter?” Ben asked.

“When is my big ‘opponent’ going to land anyway,” Chris asked.

Kevin checked his watch, “Right,” he said, suddenly the ground began to shake, “Now.”

The ground shook suddenly as the spaceship crashed into the nearby ocean. “Well then,” Chris said, “I’ll be off, wish me luck.”

“Good luck,” Ben said, saluting Christopher Eccleston.

“Oh my gosh, we just talked to the Doctor!” Kevin and Ben said to each other.

Christopher Eccleston jumped out of the window and landed safely at the foot of TDWF Tower, where he ran over to the Spaceship. “Is he going to be alright,” Ben said, pointing out the window.

“He’s a Time Lord, I’m sure he can take it,” Kevin said.

Back in the ship…

“What the heck?!!” Jesse said, struggling to maintain his balance.

“Well it appears we just made planetfall,” Agent said.

“Or we just fell on the planet,” Fluffy said.

Suddenly another loud clunking sound was heard, followed by a loud booming roar. “And Davy Tennant is awake,” Falco said.

“Ugh,” Jesse said, “This whole writer’s block thing is driving me crazy. He works and he works on this story then he walks away from it, only to come back and add a paragraph.”

“So what?” Will asked.

“So what?” Jesse repeated, “He keeps on bragging about how big the Fifth Season will be but he’s stuck in the climax of the third.”

“Who or what rather, is the ‘he’ that we keep referring,” Fluffy asked.

“The writer,” Jesse said, rolling his eyes.

“Can we just get on with this, I want to be in the fourth season already,” Ben said.

“Yeah sure,” SY said, “But I don’t see why HE had to come along, we have enough new characters to remember anyway.”

SY pointed to Guildenstern who had been trailing them, “Ctògó wanted me to make sure you screw-ups don’t screw this up,” Guildenstern said.

“You’re a screw-up!” SY said.

“YOU’RE A SCREW-UP!” Guildenstern yelled, getting in SY’s face.

“YOUR MOM IS A SCREW-UP!” SY shouted back.

“YOUR DAD IS A SCREW-UP!” Guildenstern said.

“Blasphemer, how dare you disrespect the Elders of the Universe,” SY said, “YOU’RE SISTER IS WAS SCREW-UP!”

“How dare you drag my sister into this, you MURDERED HER,” Guildenstern said.

“Oy, shut up you two!” Falco said, “What is with you two?”

“He started it,” SY and Guildenstern said, pointing at each other.

“I don’t care who started it but I’m going to finish it!” Falco said.

“And we’re into our first match,” Ben said, addressing the camera.

SpaceGodzilla vs. Oozaru (David Tennant)

David Tennant burst out the spaceship’s flight bay, filled with rage he searched for an opponent. SpaceGodzilla casually returned to TDWF tower from his previous match in order to enter the sauna, something he had been craving since he had first woken up. But he was thirsty and still a little tired, for he had not yet had his morning coffee. The Oozaru on the other hand was still fired up from last night and wired to explode.

Suddenly their eyes met, it was hate at first sight. David Tennant the Oozaru charged forward, preparing to tackle SpaceGodzilla. But SpaceGodzilla was prepared and managed to knock over Tennant with one swing of his mighty stellar saurian tail.

SpaceGodzilla chuckled and fired his Corona ray, blasting the Great Ape. But it was not enough, Tennant got right back up and fired a mouth ray. Tennant stood up and tried to wipe the taste from his mouth. SpaceGodzilla tackled Tennant and proceeded to stomp him viciously.

Tennant suddenly rolled away, turned around, and did a leaping side kick to the face of SpaceGodzilla. While it worked for a time SpaceGodzilla managed to turn his face back around and bite into Tennant’s foot. David Tennant roared and wrapped his tail around SpaceGodzilla’s neck.

SpaceGodzilla struggled for air as Tennant chuckled sadistically as his foe slowly fell to the ground. No air, slowly SpaceGodzilla fell to the ground, passed out. 1…2…

“It’s been too long that we haven’t done this, do we count to ten or three,” Kevin asked.

“3,” Stormhalt said.

“Thank you,” Kevin said.

3! DAVID TENNANT WINS!!!

“This is without a doubt the weirdest season finale ever,” Ben said.

“Season Five is supposedly weirder,” Kevin said.

“But we’re in Season Three,” Ben said.

“Are we even going to do SMURF today,” Stormhalt said.

“Nope,” Ben said, “No time.”

“Aw man,” Stormhalt said.

Back on the Spaceship…

“We gotta get out of here,” SY said.

“Not until you stop that THING,” Guildenstern said.

“We have a professional coming in,” Ben said.

“I’m starting to get lost between the two Bens,” Falco said.

“You too, huh,” Will said.

“So should we just like move on with the next fight so we have room for the climax?” Jesse asked.

“I think the next fight IS the climax,” Agent said, “So yeah, let’s get on with it.”

“Next round!!!” Ben proclaimed.

Christopher Eccleston vs. David Tennant

“Oh my gosh it’s the Ninth and Tenth Doctors!” Agent proclaimed.

David Tennant, Scotsman and portrayer of the Tenth Doctor, continued his path of destruction heading to the first sign of civilization: TDWF Tower; in his path, Christopher Eccleston, native of Manchester and portrayer of the Ninth Doctor. The path was set for the two best portrayers of the Doctor (underneath Tom Baker), in Agent’s mind anyway, to fight to the death, or at least very close to death anyway. Not only this but a spaceship had crashed and aliens were monitoring every move, due to SY’s deal with them. SpaceGodzilla was present and the aliens were actually in two factions. The atmosphere could not get any more intense!

“Ah crap,” Kevin said.

“What?!!” Stormhalt asked, turning around shaking.

“I forgot to record Jeopardy!” Kevin said.

Like I was saying, the atmosphere could not get any more intense. Christopher Eccleston stared down his opponent, or up rather as David Tennant had transformed into an Oozaru, or Great Ape, due to his Saiyan heritage.

The two locked eyes, “I’m going to kill you!” Tennant shouted, “You pathetic little Niner, I’m lucky number 10!”

“Funny,” Eccleston replied, “But the lucky number is seven.”

“Don’t drag Sylvester McCoy into this!” Tennant snapped back, “This is between you and me!”

“Fine,” Eccleston said calmly, “I’m giving you one last chance to leave this planet peaceably.”

“Don’t you mean peacefully?” Tennant asked, raising an eyebrow.

“No, I mean peaceably,” Eccleston said.

“Peacefully,” Tennant nagged.

“Peaceably,” Eccleston repeated.

“Peacefully,” Tennant said, his voice rising.

“Peaceably!” Eccleston said.

“PEACEFULLY!”

“PEACEABLY!!”

“PEACEFULLY!!!”

“PEACEABLY!!!!”

“PEACEFULLY!!!!!”

“PEACEABLY!!!!!!”

“PEACEFULLY!!!!!!!”

“PEACEABLY!!!!!!!!”

“PEACEFULLY!!!!!!!!!”

“PEACEABLY!!!!!!!!!!!”

“PEACEFULLY!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“PEACEABLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“PEACEFULLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“PEACEABLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“PEACEFULLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“PEACEABLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“Ugh,” Jesse yawned, “This joke is starting to get old.”

Guildenstern prodded SY in the back, “I thought you said you were going to take the monkey out.”

“I told you,” SY said, “We have a professional coming in; he’s the one confronting the beast.”

“PEACEFULLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“PEACEABLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“PEACEFULLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“PEACEABLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“PEACEFULLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“PEACEABLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“PEACEFULLY!!!!!!!”

“PEACEABLY!!!!!!!”

“PEACEFULLY!!!!!!!”

“PEACEABLY!!!!!!!”

“PEACEFULLY!!!!!!!”

“PEACEABLY!!!!!!!”

“PEACEFULLY!!!!!!!”

“PEACEABLY!!!!!!!”

“PEACEFULLY!!!!!!!”

“PEACEABLY!!!!!!!”

“PEACEFULLY!!!!!!!”

“PEACEABLY!!!!!!!”

“PEACEFULLY!!!!!!!”

“PEACEABLY!!!!!!!”

“PEACEFULLY!!!!!!!”

“PEACEABLY!!!!!!!”

“PEACEFULLY!!!!!!!”

“PEACEABLY!!!!!!!”

“And stop it already!” Falco shouted, “That was a bad joke and we’re already into 8 pages!”

“Just fight already!” Agent shouted.

“Fine,” Eccleston said.

Christopher Eccleston flew into the air and drew his hands back, “KA-ME-HA-ME!” He shouted.

“Oh no you don’t!” Tennant said, “GAL-ICK GUN!”

“HA!” Eccleston said, releasing a huge wave of blue energy.

The two beams suddenly smacked into each other and a titanic struggled of energy began. The two actors seemed to be evenly matched neither gaining much advantage over the other. Finally, Eccleston began to gain the upper hand, pressing back Tennant’s much larger beam of energy. Tennant could no longer hold back against the stronger blast and let his strength down just for a second, this allowed Eccleston to overpower him.

Tennant was hurt and stunned, but only for a second, he quickly jumped back on his feet and sprinted forward. But he had lost sight of Eccleston, where had that little punk gone? Suddenly the familiar Ka-me-ha-me-ha rang in Tennant’s left ear, he turned and saw the blast, and he ducked immediately dodging the blast.

The Great Ape then sped forward and grabbed Eccleston who was in mid flight. The overwhelming mass crushed Eccleston’s chest. “Uph,” Eccleston said, struggling to escape, “Let me go!”

“You stole the title role from me, I wanted to be the Ninth Doctor you little cretin!” Tennant said, laughing manically.

“WHO CARES?!! WE BOTH GOT TO PLAY THE DOCTOR ANYWAY!” Chris shouted.

This shout suddenly unlocked deep emotions within Chris Eccleston; he realized how foolish it was to give up the role of the Doctor. Filled with rage Eccleston let out a yell as his hair began to pulsate with a golden light. “What…What is this?!” Tennant said, raising an eyebrow.

Finally Eccleston’s voice reached into a resounding roar as his eyes turned into a glowing green and his hair settled into its gold coloration. “Did he just turn into Peter Davison?” Agent asked.

“No, he went Super Saiyan,” Falco snapped.

“Wait…So Christopher Eccleston is a Saiyan too?” Agent said, scratching his head.

“I said don’t touch me!” SY shouted, snapping his hand down.

“Hmm,” Jesse said, “What are the odds of that?”

Fluffy began to look very contemplative, “Don’t answer that,” Jesse said.

Finally Eccleston sped forward and began slapping Tennant silly with three dozen roundhouse kicks in 2 seconds. Tennant snarled and batted the Super Saiyan away, smashing Eccleston into the nearby mountains. “KAIOKEN!” Eccleston shouted, speeding forward, only to be detoured by the Giant Tail of Tennant.

But the climax bell rang as Eccleston flew up into the heavens, he amassed all of his energy into one final blow. “KAA-MEE-HAA-MEE…” He shouted.

Suddenly a shadow fell over him, “Huh?” Eccleston said, a massive silvery fin smacking him down.

“Why the f**k do you ignore everything I do?!” Zigra shouted, “Huh? What the f**k is f**king wrong with f**king Zigra. Seriously m********kers, what the f**king f**k is wrong with your f**ked up little minds?!!!”

“He can talk?” Falco said.

“You never saw Gamera vs. Zigra?” Agent asked.

“No,” Falco said.

“Well this fight is no longer interesting,” Ben said, ignoring the fight.

“We have to team up to stop him or else he’ll destroy the planet!” Eccleston said, rising from the rubble he was launched into from Zigra.

“F**k you!” Zigra said.

Zigra and Tennant went out for a while, which isn’t really concerned with the battle of Eccleston vs. Tennant. “STOP IGNORING ME!” Zigra screamed.

“We need to team up, we can’t stop him on our own,” Eccleston protested.

“SCREW YOU!” Zigra said.

“GALICK GUN!” Tennant shouted, firing a blast of energy.

Zigra was blasted with the energy blast, severing one of his fins. Zigra snarled but was unfazed by the injury. Eccleston looked at Zigra, Zigra looked back and nodded. “We have to serve his tail, that will undo the transformation,” Eccleston said.

Suddenly a brilliant strategy entered their heads but Tennant noticed it and sped forward to disrupt the conversation. Eccleston and Zigra both dodged out of the way, Zigra fired his paralysis ray. Tennant was frozen in place and began to fall. “DESTRUC-TO DISK!” Eccleston shouted.

A disk of energy came out of Eccleston’s palm, it shot up. Eccleston swung out of the way and guided the disk towards Tennant’s tail. The disk successfully severed the tail and Tennant began reverting back to his human form. Eccleston flew down and caught the body of his comrade, gently lowering him down to Earth. Eccleston set down the body and flew up.

CHRISTOPHER ECCLESTON WI-…Suddenly Zigra stomped Christopher Eccleston, knocking him out of his Super Saiyan form and rendering him unconscious. ZIGRA WINS!!!!

“And here are the test results,” Kevin said, “Zigra has been found guilty of steroid use.”

“F**K!!!” Zigra shouted.

SPACEGODZILLA WINS!!!

“Can we just skip to the epilogue?” Ben asked.

“Sure, why not?” Will asked.

Epilogue (about a day and a half afterward)…

“Thank you for your services SY,” Ctògó said, “The charges will be dropped, as I said.”

Agent/SY/Fluffy nodded and shook hands with Ctògó as he left. “This isn’t over,” Guildenstern said, “Not by a long shot.”

“We shall see,” Agent said, bowing to Guildenstern.

Ctògó smiled, looking forward to the day when he would duel SY once more. Then Ctògó and Guildenstern transmatted away and would not return until a later season.

“Well,” Falco said, “That was fun.”

“I survived an episode!” One of the Ben’s shouted to the other, the two then chuckled.

“But we can’t go on with two Bens,” Jesse said.

“One of you has to die,” SY said, grimly.

“How?” Will said.

Suddenly an alien burst out of one of the Ben’s chest and then ran across the floor. “I suppose that works,” Will said.

SY cackled at the sight of the alien breaking out of Ben’s ribcage. “But that still leaves one question?” Kevin said, “What about him?”

Kevin pointed to the unconscious body of David Tennant, still scarred from battle. “He’s been in a coma for a while now,” Jesse said, “The fact of being on such a horrible TV show, abducted by aliens, sentenced to death, and the whole transformation must have been too much. I think it whipped his mind.”

“He’s a Saiyan,” Christopher Eccleston said, stepping out from nowhere, “Which makes him my responsibility.”

“He’s basically a brainless body,” Jesse said, “What would you do with him?”

“I’m not sure,” Eccleston replied, staring at the body of his comrade.

“Unfortunately as a doctor,” Jesse said, “I can’t let him leave here until he is orderly, at least to some degree.”

“And we need do get rid of SY and everyone else in Agent’s head,” Falco said, pointing to Agent.“Everybody Else? My name is Fluffy!” Fluffy protested.

“More like Señor Traitor Fluffy Univac,” SY said.

“Hold on,” Ben said, looking at Agent, then shifting to David Tennant, “I think I have an idea.”

“I get the feeling it’s a bad one,” Stormhalt said.

A few hours later…

“Hello!” David Tennant said, snapping out of his coma.

“Well,” Jesse said, taking his gloves off, “It appears the operation was a success.”

“Oh my head,” Agent said, standing up on a medical bed next to Tennant.

David Tennant breathed in deeply, “Now to try out this new voice,” Tennant said, “I am Dark Lord SY! Prince of all Saiyans!”

“Slow down there, Goku,” Jesse said, “You need your rest.”

Falco burst into the room after hearing what Tennant just said, “You gave SY Tennant’s body?!!” he sputtered.

“Well yeah, I couldn’t kill him,” Jesse said.

“I could have,” Falco said.

“Shut up,” Agent said, “I’m just glad to have this body for myself.”

“Well,” Kevin said, “I think I can safely say that we could all do with a nice nap right about now.”

Everyone nodded, Christopher Eccleston stepped inside the TARDIS. “Right then, I’ll be off,” He said, he then held up some cod (which was given to him by Kevin in a cut scene), “So long and thanks for all the fish.”

“There goes my hero,” Agent sniffled.

“What did we do with Fluffy anyway,” Will asked, as the TARDIS dematerialized in the background.

“I’m your new computer!” Fluffy chuckled, his voice coming through the intercom, “I am the ultimate security system!”

“Nap time,” Agent said, falling asleep.

“Indeedly so,” Falco said.

“See you all next season,” Ben said, “Have a good night from all of us here at TDWF!”

Be sure to tune in for Season Four: The Return of Shaw! With special guest stars Vin Diesel and John Barrowman!